this is the only logical conclusion....

My Spanish teacher routinely flits in and out of the classroom. For instance, he'll come in at 9:30 and tell us to study, or work on whatever it is we're supposed to be working, on for half and hour, and hour, whatever, and then he runs off, leaving us alone. It's cool, because we have a bunch of time to work on stuff, but it's just generally kind of strange, and none of us have any idea what he does during that time. So, using some of my awesome deductive logic skills, I've decided he's a caped crusader. Fighting crime, all the time, etc. It kind of shatters ones notions about superheroes though, because he's definitely, definitely not attractive. Or muscular. He does get up every morning at 5am to go running though. Coincidence? I think not.